#throws a table

[yeenapolitan]

that one post about Hancock being gay and autistic- is that your gen headcanon bc if so please adorn me with other companion sexuality headcanons

Canonly I would ofc say all the romancable characters are all bisexual for default but this is if I could just choose myself then what I would pick:

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Piper: Lesbian, that’s a lesbian right there.

Cait: Bisexual

Danse: Biromantic Asexual

MacCready: Bisexual, Female Lean

Hancock: Pansexual, he doesn’t care what you are or what you got he just wants to get high and have a swell time

X6-88: AroAce and Nonbinary

Deacon: Genderfluid and Bisexual hear me out please I had him as my companion for a little while and out of no where “yk I was a girl for a couple of months” HUH. Also I think he’d be interested in drag but 💥💥💥

Preston: Says he’s straight because it’s easy and he doesn’t have time to think about it but man Sturges sure is fine isn’t he Preston huh what do you think Preston hey let me hear your thoughts

Nick: Biromantic Asexual, Female Lean only because I believe his memories of the original Nicks fiancé would make him protective and want to seek vengeance for her- and feel a sort of long lost love.

Curie: Agender and Aroace (Only asexual once she becomes a synth, she’s capable of romantic feelings then)

Strong: “Strong think Gender is stupid. Strong think Sexuality is stupid. Strong is Strong.”

Gage: Straight and lowkey a little homophobic

Codsworth: Agender and Aroace

Dogmeat: Other Dogs

Ada: Agender Aroace

Longfellow: Straight

[purplecladmerchant]

*HTIS THE TABLE*

I understand now! You are just performative and don't really care about forming conections!!

[strwbrryfire]

yeah ik im supposed to be working on the lestappen fic but if i dont get these maxiel brainworms OUT im gonna go postal

[spikyrosechild]

idfk anymore

[nepukami]

OK WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN AT MY SCHOOL. I WANNA BE PART OF THE CHESS EPIDEMIC. GOD!!!!

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

[pwurrz]

being a siblinghood and found family enjoyer who’s also aromantic is hard in such a romancepilled world that tends to put emphasis on romantic relationships over anything platonic and especially doesn’t value familial relationships unless they’re blood related

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything

[0wemonz]

i just found this oh my god. guys the vision is real. ITS BEEN REAL.

i finished watching Lupin the III vs Detective Conan for like the 5th time and can't get over the fact that Kogoro had a :3 face ( yes I'm also aware it was Lupin and not Kogoro but please see my vision )

PLEASE HE'S SO SILLY I LOVE HIM

AGHWGW HE REALLY BE :3

[the-woman-upstairs]

Really fucked up that, when they’re young, Patrick and Art are SO tactile with each other, so comfortable sharing the same space. Art lets Patrick touch him and move him and physically overwhelm him and easily acquiesces to it, if not outright enjoys it.

Then in the present, they’ve been so far out of each other’s orbit for so long, held such animosity that when they have their moment alone in the sauna, Art physically recoils from Patrick’s close proximity! It’s so painful to watch because even as Patrick’s goading him, it’s so obvious he wants to be able to get back into Art’s space. But Art has erected all these walls around himself, he refuses to give Patrick an inch or even admit to missing how close they used to be!

AND THEN we see Art and Tashi later and he wants her to hold him, to be gentle with him, and just TOUCH him. Like, he does miss that kind of close physical contact! He either doesn’t know how to ask for it or is uncomfortable being that openly vulnerable. Worth noting that he pretty much always defers to Tashi in regard to initiating physical intimacy (with their first kiss, though he does state his desire, SHE has to be the one to make the first move). And it seems pretty obvious that Tashi herself isn’t comfortable providing that intimacy, whereas Patrick actively seeks to provide it (the hug/forehead kiss after their win together in the early years, dragging the stool closer to him).

Art has tried very hard to act like he doesn’t need physical affection and even though his discipline and devotion to Tashi has made him a stronger tennis player, it’s made him a hollow person, which, in turn, has kept him from becoming a GREAT tennis player.

All of this, of course, is why the ending hits so damn hard.

[ipledgeawaymysanity]

Not the hearth burning in Olympus🥹🥹

🤎My goddess Hestia🤎

[darknanigans]

-acting on your best behaviour, turn your back on mother nature-

they call me the boyfriend snatcher i snatch boyfriends

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: Hey Airplane, stupid question, but mpreg doesn't exist in PIDW, right?

Shang Qinghua: ...

Shen Qingqiu: RIGHT?!

Shang Qinghua: Nah, I don't believe so

Shen Qingqiu, wiping his forehead: Phew, you had me for a moment there

A Week Later

Mu Qingfang: You are pregnant

Shen Qingqiu, stewing in rage: This is all Shang Qinghua's fault!

Mu Qingfang: ...Shang-Shixiong got you pregnant?

[shiftythrifting]

I’ve never submitted before so I hope this is fitting to your theme. This table was on Facebook marketplace and I had to save it

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Superman: That is a child *pointing to feral and angry Robin!Dick with wide eyes*

Bruce, tired: ya, and?

Superman: Y-you can let a child fight crime Batman. Come on now.

Bruce, shot gunning a Red Bull: if you think you can talk him out of it, go right ahead

[hamletthedane]

Middle Earth map mural is complete! Definitely the coolest thing in my house right now.

…and it only took ten paint pens and three seasons of the West Wing to finish 😅

(“But what about the resale value??” my relative asked me when I started this project. Look, I do not make an ungodly mortgage payment every month just to treat my house like a rental. That’s what they invented primer and paint for :))

Before/afters under the cut:

[fighting-naturalist]